0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:38.2	Hello and welcome to Beachy City.
0:38.9	What?
0:39.6	Hi.
0:40.4	I was saying hi.
0:41.3	No, you weren't.
0:41.7	Okay.
0:43.8	Welcome to Beach, you Sandy Water, too. What?
0:45.5	Where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
0:48.6	I'm Christine.
0:49.7	I'm Zandi.
0:50.8	Today, we have a very exciting update for you.
0:59.0	It's called, we try not to be problematic. Yeah, it's called we learn. We live, we grow, we learn with you, alongside you, and you are so patient and kind with us.
1:06.8	Basically, so today our theme is Florida Man Reviews. If you don't know what that is, it's been a trope for a long time now in Florida, the
1:15.9	lovely sunshine state.
1:17.6	There is a trope where criminal activities that are often deemed, you know, silly, stupid,
1:26.4	batch of crazy, et cetera, get condensed into an article headline that might read,
1:31.1	Florida man drives Walmart scooter into Lake of Alligators.
1:36.9	I don't know.
1:37.5	That's just an example.
1:38.9	But there are a couple of reasons for this, one being that the Florida laws allow for immediate access to the public of these kind of arrest records, these...
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