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255: Reviews of Pet Halloween Costumes

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog


4.85K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written


by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I


wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.


Hello and welcome to beach to sandy water to wet the podcast where we read the worst reviews


in the most dramatic fashion. My name is Christine. My name is Andy. We're covering pet costumes


today. This is our first of Halloween series. Yep. A series of three episodes in our


Halloween special. We have a special guest star today. His name is Juniper. Hi Juniper.


He is a cat sitting between us. Don't get excited. What? There was not actually a guest.


Oh, he, how dare you say that right in his little pink ears. He can't understand me.


His scary alien face. Or he pretends not to. So he is a creepy looking cat. Every day I


go, please look, he's an alien. And he's like, I know he's an alien. I'm like, you're not


looking alien, a stupid alien. Thank you for coming to our show. We are going to read costume


reviews of pet costumes. Oh, so relevant that he's here. I know. So I said, you didn't.


I said, and that's why our special guest is Juniper. Oh, I don't think you said that.


But yeah, pet costumes. This was surprisingly boring to research. Sorry. I had the best time.


I just felt like everyone was like, this is too small for my pet. Yeah. Well, a lot of people


I thought, yep, that sounds boring. Row in reviews. And so I was thrilled because I barely


had to do any research research. Nice. And as we were at a work meeting the other day,


we were at a coffee shop and they were having a doggy Halloween costume contest coming up.


So I feel like I got a lot of good ideas. Juni, what pet have your, what like has


she been in the past anything? So yeah, anything. Have you met me? Yes. He has been multiple


things. He used to always dress up as Giovanni Bernard, the football player after whom he's


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