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Perfect Person

24: I Sabotaged Family Christmas At 3am

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Santa doesn't even have time to come down the chimney, because a caller cancelled the event before it started. Miles is alone in the studio, taking phone calls by himself and giving one-on-one coaching.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Perfect First in the show where I'm perfect and I'm going to teach

0:20.4

you how I am alone in the studio.

0:27.1

And that is a very weird sensation.

0:31.0

Normally the show begins, it's jazzy, it's fun, and there's miles and special guests

0:36.0

to Christina Aguilera or Ashley Tuzdell or any of our other favorite pop stars.

0:41.4

But today I had an interesting thing happen and I'm sort of, I'm seizing the reins of

0:47.1

the show and I'm attempting to reinvent myself all in one breath.

0:53.6

So what happened today was that I had a guest book for the show.

0:57.1

Something I do often, right?

0:58.9

Sometimes it's like a buddy of mine and sometimes it's somebody I don't know that well.

1:01.8

This time it was somebody I don't know that well and they had to cancel last minute,

1:06.9

which whatever, you know, stuff happens.

1:09.6

But that left me with the interesting conundrum of I'm having a baby at any second.

1:14.5

I don't want to use a recording time that I might have needed because Sarah could

1:21.4

go and deliver in any second.

1:23.3

So I was like, you know what?

1:24.8

The show isn't just me alone.

1:26.5

It's me and collars.

1:28.6

It's me and the community, the perfect people calling in.

1:33.3

So I want to do this and experiment here where I give one on one there.

1:40.5

It's gonna therapy and I was about to say therapy, but I stopped myself because I'm worried

1:46.2

about the implications.

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