#249 - Celibacy to Queer Pipeline with Alyson Stoner (Part 1)

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Alyson Stoner! They discuss deconstructing how you're raised, being brought into the queer world, being called to celibacy, ASL and so much more!

Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelSafety

TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

Video versions of the podcast + hundreds of bonus episodes available on Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic

Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/

Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen welcome to another episode of two dikes and a mic. I'm mikens a good one and I'm Rachel Scanlon. Why don't you zoom in close and stay a while? It's time for a story from your two gaunties. I know for a fact you have no stories to tell but lucky for you honey
0:19.5	Oh really honey I can't prep today. Oh, really, honey?
0:23.0	Because guess what I do?
0:24.0	You know you and I were gabbing in the car so fucking hard on the way here that you literally almost fell out of your seat.
0:30.0	Okay, I got in the car and you and I hadn't seen each other for two days.
0:32.8	Which is bad for us.
0:33.8	Which is bad for us.
0:34.8	And I literally got overwhelmed at how many things you and I have to talk about.
0:39.4	My friend here...
0:41.0	Sorry, my boyfriend. little husband sorry you're my husband I'm sorry you're my husband I'm
0:47.8	your stay at home wasband dyke yeah you were spinning out of. There was almost steam coming out of your wig. I was like, hey buddy, I'm right here and you were like, I have so many things I want to tell you. I don't know.
1:00.0	Because you go two days without seeing Kenny, you think Mackenzie she's so independent has boundaries I do and then you become her BFF and you're like get this suction cup off my ass
1:12.6	I do feel like some kind of water creature who has attached myself.
1:17.2	You're describing a barnacle, babe.
1:19.4	That's a Barney.
1:21.9	New nickname alert. Barney? You know that's my grandpa's name. That's so cool. That's hot. Are you calling my grandpa hot? Yeah. I had a Eugene which I'm like I love a Eugene. I love a Eugene. I love a Eugene, which I'm like,
1:32.6	I love a Eugene.
1:33.4	I love a Eugene.
1:34.4	I mean, the men of that era, like Stanley,
1:37.5	any type of Dick, Charles.
1:39.7	I do hope that those names come back around.
1:41.6	Because I think Stanley, Eugene, Barney,
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.