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Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss being a wusband to Chrishell, tour life, writing a song so good you get your ex back, hiding dillers in plain sight, high tea being gay, best pre sex food, and so much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	We are the greatest Dykes in the world.
0:07.0	Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,
0:12.0	Worldwide Dykes for life, hey! G
0:17.0	Gagnan. We're a wide dikes for life. Hey! Two dites, two dites, one mike, one mike, one mike, yeah, two dites,
0:22.1	who dites, who dites who nights, who nights, we nights, we nights, we nights, yeah. Can we move all your drinks or no no we can't you bitch. Here's the thing you I want you to know that you I want you to yeah that you look like the sweaty balls woman from law
0:46.4	S&L okay and that is on a gas tire I think yes it is with headphones on and that same
0:52.1	haircut can I say something yeah we Yes it is. With headphones on and that same haircut.
0:52.7	Can I say something?
0:53.7	Yeah.
0:54.7	We, and I may say as an entity, we here at two dice and a mic stand every female
1:01.6	member of SNL from that era in a way that would probably shock you.
1:07.0	You have no idea what they meant to me growing up and what they mean to me now sexually.
1:13.0	On a Gasteer?
1:15.0	Just the name alone.
1:17.0	The name alone.
1:18.0	I'm halfway there.
1:20.0	Living on a prayer baby.
1:22.0	When I say on a
1:22.8	Gasteer I'm thinking to myself what's next kunlingus? Me hopes. Me hopes.
1:28.9	Me.
1:29.9	Dude. Well we're gonna get cancelled. No I think that's a not weird thing to say.
1:37.0	Ladies and gentle-thums, welcome to another episode of Tewdex now Mike. I'm Mackenzie Goodwin.
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