Ladies and gentlemen welcome to another episode of two dikes in a mic. I'm mikens a good one and I'm Rachel Scanlon and make some noise if you love your bodies a lot better okay I want you to know those listening because we're going to cut the other two intros. Rachel had some really I would say

crass vulgar intros that you were doing. I'm sorry but like I was hyping up and I wasn't lying and also like shout out

having a cool body and honestly like loving yourself.

Everyone's all oh body positivity bodyitivity, and the second you're like,

hey, I've got a killer pussy.

Then everyone's weird about it.

No one's, listen, no one's being weird about it.

Everyone's being weird about it.

I was just like, hey, we want this episode.

To not get flagged immediately. To not get flagged immediately to not get flagged immediately this episode is

Raunchy it's Raunch City USA forward slash squirt backslash poo poo.

Hey forward and then semi-colon 69 we have an amazing guest on today

She is a pop star. She is so hot. I'm a huge fan of this guest and also wildly funny. So funny, so talented, I was like there was an energy in the studio, was there not? No, I'm obsessed with her. I love moments on this show and in life where

queer people get to kick back and L-o-l-l and swap some stories.

You're going to get some stories with this person.

Yeah.

We have on today Zolita, who is such an amazing musician.

You and I are actually obsessed.

We sat around your living room for, I would say,

way too long, about six hours straight,

consuming her content.

Yes, we did.

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