247: Lobster Dream Hands
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2020
⏱️ 40 minutes
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How do I learn to dance? Why do shirts have tags? Have you ever published a book under a pen name? Where did air quotes come from? How do you answer the phone at 2 AM? Should I be worried about entering the workforce if I don't like meetings? Why do you two use the same youtube account?
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:06.6 | Or is that for Think of a Dear John and Hank? |
| 0:08.6 | It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, |
| 0:10.9 | give you the abuse advice and bring you all the weeks news |
| 0:12.8 | from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:15.2 | John, I woke up this morning, absolutely covered |
| 0:18.2 | in copies of a beautifully foolish endeavor. |
| 0:21.0 | And I think that I only have my shelf to blame. |
| 0:23.6 | That's my last one. |
| 0:25.8 | That's my last book related pun. |
| 0:27.2 | It's all I got. |
| 0:28.0 | I only laugh because I'm looking for any pinpricks |
| 0:31.8 | and flight amid the darkness. |
| 0:33.8 | I think it's funny because the implication is that I have a shelf |
| 0:38.2 | that just has copies of my own book that I keep directly |
| 0:41.8 | above my head while I sleep. |
| 0:43.4 | Well, our finished copy of a beautifully foolish endeavor |
| 0:47.6 | arrived over the weekend. |
| 0:49.6 | And for those of you who don't know, Hank's second novel, |
| 0:52.9 | a beautifully foolish endeavor comes out as this podcast |
| 0:56.1 | is being uploaded tomorrow, July 7th, Tuesday, July 7th. |
| 1:02.1 | We have live events virtual going on. |
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