248: Nature's Solar Panels

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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How do you greet multiple friends in different time zones? What are some other card games that scratch the same itch as Uno? Could I swim in the water table like a lake? Can I photosynthesize like a plant? If other animals didn't already fly, would we still have invented planes? When bugs land on us, is it because they think we're majestic? Hank Green and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.3	Or is that prefer to think of a dear John and Hank?
0:08.3	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a advice and
0:12.0	bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.2	John.
0:16.2	Hank, I actually have a joke for you this week.
0:18.3	If that's okay.
0:19.3	Yes.
0:20.3	Yeah, take the load off.
0:21.3	So, a guy goes over to his friend's house, his friend's a farmer, and the guy sees a pig
0:25.3	walking through a field and the pig only has three legs.
0:29.0	And the guy says to his friend, hey, what's the story with that three-legged pig you got
0:32.6	there?
0:33.6	And the farmer says, oh, yeah, that's, that's Bessie.
0:36.2	I mean, Bessie is an extraordinary pig, truly a special pig, utterly, utterly unique.
0:44.3	Do you know that Bessie can make noises and they aren't like English, but you can absolutely
0:50.2	understand what she's saying all the time.
0:52.7	And the guy's like, okay, yeah, that's, that's great.
0:55.2	Yeah, but I guess I was just wondering like about the three-legged thing.
1:00.4	And then the farmer says, nothing about Bessie.
1:04.1	When Bessie was three, Bessie won Bessie's show in the entire Indiana state fair in her
1:12.8	category of pigs.
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