246: A Hard Wet Sponge

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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What are some socially distant birthday strategies? Why do we refer to things as bone dry? Do all microwaves rotate in the same direction? Why haven't we cured cancer? Can I appropriate abandoned office plants? Is it okay to drink tea from a coffee mug? Why does alphabetical order exist? What does it mean to waste water? Hank Green and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.0	Of course I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.
0:08.4	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a advice and
0:11.6	bring you all the week's news from both Mars and FC Wimbledon John.
0:15.4	Have you heard that all across America, as we approach and get into summer that stadiums,
0:22.8	stadiums are heating up way more than usual?
0:25.9	Oh, why is that?
0:27.6	That's because there are no fans.
0:32.6	It's stupid, but it's true.
0:34.4	There are no fans.
0:36.3	The Premier League is back on TV and you know, I've been a fan of Liverpool Football Club
0:42.3	for most of my life and I got to see Liverpool play for the first time in 97 days yesterday.
0:47.6	It was in Nill Nill draw and it was as dull as a football game can possibly be.
0:54.3	And yet I felt unadulterated joy the entire time.
0:59.1	I realized that it was the first time I'd felt like complete mindless joy in 97 days.
1:06.4	I'm very happy for you.
1:10.0	Was it weird with no screaming?
1:11.8	Well, they pipe in fake crowd noise into the TV broadcast.
1:17.4	Just like, but not like, whoa, or like, like, last track.
1:21.8	It's not like perfectly timed, but sometimes they do attempt like when the referee makes
1:26.8	a dubious decision.
1:28.8	Really?
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