#246 - Your Mom Slept On Your S*x Toy

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss boob jobs, Barbie, parents finding sex toys, queer line dancing, premarital sex, Ray unlocks a new kink (orthodontia), a Mean Girl review and so much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	We are the greatest Dykes in the world.
0:07.0	Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,
0:12.0	Worldwide Dykes for life.
0:14.0	Hey!
0:15.0	Two Dykes, two Dykes,
0:17.0	one Mike, one Mike, one Mike, one Mike,
0:20.0	yeah, two Dykes, who Dyke, who Dyke, who, we nights, we nights, we nights, we nights,
0:25.2	we nice, yeah. Ladies and
0:37.0	gentlemen, I'm Mackenzie Goodwin's, welcome to another episode of Two Dykes and a mic.
0:39.0	I'm mrs.
0:40.0	And I'm Rachel Scanlon and I'm her bangs.
0:43.0	Okay, so for those of you listening, because you're not watching.
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:48.0	Rachel's bangs have gotten so long that they are dripping into her face.
0:52.0	They are dripping. Yeah. Hi, this is the drip. The
0:55.2	curls are long. I'm getting the hair cut right before we take engagement photos.
0:58.4	When? Hey, for real when? When I've got one I think it's next week or maybe two weeks until the haircut yeah I'm
1:06.4	whitening my teeth I want and I'm gonna get a haircut you look great I showed up today
1:12.0	giving breasts.
1:13.0	No, you did.
1:14.0	No.
1:15.0	You just leaned over and you started screaming at the mirror.
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