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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on their worst bag fumbles, how to work backwards from a foot job, and the horniest video game ever made. They also learn about Hollywood Intimacy Coordinators, hear from a listener that banged in the same tent as their family on a camping trip, and decide swiping while horny is a baddddd idea.

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0:00.0	I do, I have a friend who beat it up in the back of like a third row of a Toyota Sequoia.
0:05.5	Yeah.
0:06.0	Not bad about beat it up, but like, they're all driving to the lake and at night, it's like,
0:09.6	how do you not, like, you don't think you could imagine driving that, be like,
0:14.9	come on.
0:15.9	Yeah.
0:16.9	Yeah.
0:17.9	Is that gasoline or what?
0:19.9	Hahaha.
0:20.9	There's anything sad on somebody posting on Instagram story, like a photo or something,
0:27.4	they go.
0:28.4	Happy birthday to me.
0:29.4	No, man.
0:30.4	Fuck.
0:31.4	I think that really got me.
0:33.4	Fuck.
0:34.4	You can't wish yourself a happy birthday.
0:37.4	Yeah.
0:38.4	Are we in?
0:39.4	I feel like I always see that.
0:40.4	That or like the people that they don't want to call too much attention to the fact that
0:45.4	it's a birthday, but they'll like say something that'll treat for me in my little B day.
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