240: Mail Order Memes
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2020
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
How does the ozone layer relate to climate change? How can I communicate with my phoneless best friend? How many ants would it take to carry a human? Can I drink 4-year-old soda? John Green and Hank Green have answers!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:06.8 | The words I prefer to think of at Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:09.0 | It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you dubious advice and |
| 0:13.6 | bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon, John. |
| 0:17.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.8 | They say sometimes that the buttons are the most important part of the calculator, but |
| 0:22.8 | really, it's what's inside the counts. |
| 0:25.6 | If that got a chuckle out of you, then there is something wrong. |
| 0:33.0 | Oh, there's really have entered into a new era of Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:37.3 | There's something wrong, Hank. |
| 0:39.0 | We have entered into a new era, arguably not just of this podcast. |
| 0:45.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.4 | But what most concerns me is the pot, John, of course. |
| 0:51.1 | Right. |
| 0:52.1 | Well, I think that what got me about the joke was that I was like, it is what's inside |
| 0:58.5 | that counts. |
| 0:59.8 | And then I was like, oh, yeah, it counts. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:05.0 | That's why it's funny. |
| 1:06.2 | You did it. |
| 1:07.2 | Speaking of calculators, Hank, I haven't been able to think straight in like two months. |
| 1:13.9 | Sure. |
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