239: Does This Have Walnuts or Pecans?

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 11 May 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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How do I connect with my siblings? Why do some cereals falsely claim nuts? Is it okay to call a professor by their first name? Are coffee machines a kitchen necessity? How do I format a scholarship essay? John Green and Hank Green have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.0	The words I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank.
0:09.2	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a
0:12.0	advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon, John, to all
0:16.6	the people out there about to graduate college with a degree in accounting but
0:20.5	worried about entering into the job market.
0:22.4	Might I suggest getting a second degree in dentistry?
0:25.8	Then you can crunch numbers and numb crunchers.
0:33.3	That's good man.
0:35.8	I like a pun where the consonants get switched.
0:41.8	Yeah.
0:42.3	A spooner, a spoonerist puns.
0:44.1	It's very common in the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle and it always
0:48.3	delights me.
0:49.5	Whereas I think because Sarah grew up with a spoonerist father.
0:54.9	Yeah.
0:55.9	Loves a spoonerism.
0:56.9	Whenever there are those puns in the New York Times, she's always like
1:01.4	groaning but I'm like, oh, it's a delight.
1:03.9	It's not Ned Flanders.
1:05.7	It's Ned Flanders.
1:07.2	I mean, it's weird to me.
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