239: Does This Have Walnuts or Pecans?
Dear Hank & John
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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2020
⏱️ 41 minutes
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How do I connect with my siblings? Why do some cereals falsely claim nuts? Is it okay to call a professor by their first name? Are coffee machines a kitchen necessity? How do I format a scholarship essay? John Green and Hank Green have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:07.0 | The words I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank. |
| 0:09.2 | It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a |
| 0:12.0 | advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon, John, to all |
| 0:16.6 | the people out there about to graduate college with a degree in accounting but |
| 0:20.5 | worried about entering into the job market. |
| 0:22.4 | Might I suggest getting a second degree in dentistry? |
| 0:25.8 | Then you can crunch numbers and numb crunchers. |
| 0:33.3 | That's good man. |
| 0:35.8 | I like a pun where the consonants get switched. |
| 0:41.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:42.3 | A spooner, a spoonerist puns. |
| 0:44.1 | It's very common in the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle and it always |
| 0:48.3 | delights me. |
| 0:49.5 | Whereas I think because Sarah grew up with a spoonerist father. |
| 0:54.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.9 | Loves a spoonerism. |
| 0:56.9 | Whenever there are those puns in the New York Times, she's always like |
| 1:01.4 | groaning but I'm like, oh, it's a delight. |
| 1:03.9 | It's not Ned Flanders. |
| 1:05.7 | It's Ned Flanders. |
| 1:07.2 | I mean, it's weird to me. |
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