241: An Exhaustive & Exhausting Study

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

How do I wrangle a lot of crickets? How do I spend less time looking at screens? Is a paperback version of a new book worth the wait? What do I keep having recurring dreams about Nicolas Cage being my uncle? Can you sneeze underwater? John Green and Hank Green have answers! Unless your question is "who are Nic Cage's parents," in which case the answer is August Coppola & Joy Vogelsang, neither of whom appear by name in this episode! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.6	Boris, I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank.
0:08.5	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:11.7	give you dubious advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and
0:14.5	a suimble then John.
0:16.3	Catherine recently started nodding me and I was just so shocked.
0:21.4	It was like a whole new person had walked into the house.
0:25.2	I mean, it's like I've never seen her before.
0:30.6	That's a hard no for me, Hank.
0:32.1	Yeah.
0:33.1	I also hated it, John.
0:34.8	Sometimes, look, we have a lot of things we have to do in our lives.
0:38.6	The dad joke is one of them for me and it's not always going to go perfectly.
0:44.0	But still, we have to do the tasks that are required of us.
0:47.8	And I've done it now.
0:49.1	I did the task.
0:50.1	I would submit.
0:50.9	And somebody out there liked it.
0:52.8	Some person.
0:54.0	I would submit that of the things we have to do.
0:57.3	You delivering a dad joke on our fake and white podcast.
1:01.6	Yeah, it's pretty far down the list.
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