238: Closing Time: Real Estate Edition
Hustle Humbly Podcast
Alissa Jenkins & Katy Caldwell
4.9 β’ 914 Ratings
ποΈ 26 February 2024
β±οΈ 54 minutes
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Summary
Closing Time
Alissa forgot the termite certificate. She was at the closing table. The other agent noticed. The title attorney saved the day. And now we're doing a full closing refresher β because honestly, everyone could use one.
This is episode 238, and yes, the title is a reference to the Semisonic song. Katy also wants you to know that song is actually about a baby being born, not a bar closing. Make of that what you will.
Episode 32 was our original all-about-closings episode, recorded on March 16, 2020 (you may remember that particular week). This one is the updated version β walking through everything from one week out to long after closing day.
Here's what we cover in this episode:
- The termite certificate incident: how it happened, how the closing still worked, and what Alissa learned
- The photo book system: Alissa now orders a photo book from the listing photos as soon as they come in β whether or not the house ever closes β and the story of the client whose book was mailed to her mother-in-law's house after they decided to tear down the old one instead
- One week out: scheduling sends, appraisal as your trigger, deposit check collection, closing gifts, approaching closing email
- The approaching closing email: utilities, final walkthrough, seller confusion about why buyers are coming over, the move-out checklist, what stays and what goes
- Why the most common seller mistakes happen because we didn't prepare them β utilities off, items removed that should stay, unprepared for the walkthrough
- Checking the settlement statement before closing β not at the table
- Why mortgage closings include pro-rated interest: the arrears explanation sellers always need
- The title company pet peeve: some title companies will tell you they can't share the settlement statement β they're wrong, and Katy explains what you're actually entitled to see and why
- Checking your commission before closing: Alissa's pet peeve is agents who check it at the table
- Behavior at the closing table: the Goldilocks principle β friendly, present, and mostly just sit down and let the attorney do their job
- Don't scroll your phone, don't start working, don't let the seller word vomit about every quirk of the house
- Buyers and sellers exchanging numbers: Katy's take β go for it, that's what adults do, and it removes you from being the permanent middleman
- What happens after closing: follow up within a week or two, they're probably tired and stressed and painting, not blissful
- Asking for reviews and referrals after closing β Alissa's system and timing
- Who did you meet in the transaction? The pool guy, the landscaper, the inspector β they all get a card
- Cancel their MLS search notifications, set up a subdivision report for their new address, and add them to the appropriate newsletter list
- How Alissa handles paper vs. digital closing documents β and why she went fully digital
- The case for staying after closing to talk to the lender or title attorney: don't do it in front of the clients, do it after
- Being a great cooperating agent at the closing table β the title attorneys are watching
- Following your clients on social media: the photo they post in front of their new house with their family is more powerful than your key photo at closing
- The one-time delay story: a cash buyer whose bank put a 48-hour hold on the check β and how they navigated it
- What is a dry closing? When everyone signs but the money hasn't cleared
- The agent who tried to trick Katy into giving up $500 in repairs by signing the extension but not the addendum β and how the title attorney backed her up
- Episode 115: Closing Delays β go there if you want the full drama
Referenced episodes:
- Episode 32: All About Closings
- Episode 115: Closing Delays
- Episode 129: Being a Great Cooperating Agent
- Episode 148: Sellers β Listing to Closing
Toast of the week from Linda in Benicia, California β toasting her manager Vida Mango Singh and mentor Rose Hadaway. Cheers to Vida and Rose!
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Music:
Straight A's by Connor Price β https://connorprice.shop/
The Good Life by Summer Kennedy β https://soundcloud.com/summerkennedy/the-good-life
Be The One by Matrika β https://uppbeat.io/t/matrika/be-the-one
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It just is different. |
| 0:04.1 | It is different. |
| 0:05.0 | It's going to hit their sphere and it's going to hit them different. |
| 0:10.0 | Fast forward like three years, they have decided to tear their house down. |
| 0:16.0 | This is outrageous for closing costs. |
| 0:18.0 | We need to talk to some, Like, I had no clue. |
| 0:26.7 | My mother-in-law came home and I was crying at the kitchen island looking at the book and she was like, what are you doing? And it is not my responsibility to check the settlement statement for |
| 0:33.7 | your buyer. Hi, y'all, welcome to Hustle Humbly. |
| 0:38.2 | It's Alyssa and Katie and we are two top producing realtors in the Baton Rouge market. |
| 0:42.1 | We work for two different companies where we should be competitors but we have chosen |
| 0:45.5 | community over competition. |
| 0:47.1 | The goal of our podcast is to encourage you to find your own way in business. |
| 0:50.9 | So stop comparing yourself and start embracing your strengths. |
| 0:53.6 | Is this thing on? |
| 0:56.2 | Hello? Hello. Alyssa. Hey, Katie. How's it going? Fine, fine. Will you take us into this |
| 1:04.5 | episode, please? Closing time. This is episode 238 and this episode is called closing time. |
| 1:16.3 | Closing time. |
| 1:17.0 | And honestly, when we went to make notes for it, I discovered that we had an episode called All About closings way back in number 32. |
| 1:26.2 | And then I realized that you just wanted to record this episode |
| 1:29.0 | so you could sing the song. |
| 1:30.6 | Closing time. |
| 1:33.0 | Like, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here. |
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