The squad car pulls up to a parking spot in front of a dirty alley. And when I say

dirty alley, strap in. This whole alley is both dusty and wet at the same time and is filled

with dirty loaded diapers. You might think I mean like five or ten, but I mean like a hundred baby poopy filled diapers.

You might expect some other classic alley details like a rusty fence or a fire escape or like a dumpster with a guy sleeping in it, but nope.

It's just dirty diapers as far as you can see.

Seems like a bad part of town.

Probably all a scumbag like him can afford nowadays.

But don't be fooled by appearances.

This guy was so good at Quiz Bowl.

He could name basically every gay actor in Hollywood.

I once heard him name 15 famous Latinos in like 10 seconds.

And he included Louis C.K.

Whoa. Did he get Gloria Estefan?

Yeah, he got every single member of the whole goddamn Miami sound machine.

Holy shit.

Yeah, let me handle this.

Blackjack bangs on a dirty door with one of those looky holes.

I don't know what they're called, but they have the slidey thing

that opens the hole and then you look at it.

They're always used in movies where people go somewhere sketchy.

You get it.

You know what I'm talking about.

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