E2 #38 - America's Greatest Winner [Patreon Preview]

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Comedy

4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2022

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Game show host Buddy Puddle (@necrobranson) welcomes zookeeper Holton Crazyhouse (@intellegint) and celebrity chef Garisson Weeks (@charlesraustin) for an hour of family-friendly pop culture trivia games. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65598316

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0:00.0	Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
0:02.0	You were, it was, regardless, let's go ahead and get it started.
0:05.5	You guys ready to play?
0:06.9	I'm ready.
0:08.0	Oh, yeah. Let's go, buddy.
0:09.0	All right.
0:10.4	Lock in.
0:10.9	We got a great night of trivia ahead.
0:12.6	You're going down, buddy.
0:13.8	Oh, I'm not you, buddy, but Garrison, you're going down.
0:16.5	Fuck you, buddy.
0:17.4	Oh, no, no. I know you're trying to take my spot as a famous TV chef.
0:21.4	You want to be a famous TV zookeeper and push me out of the industry.
0:24.2	How am I going to be a TV chef?
0:25.5	I'm going to crush you right here right now.
0:27.1	I'm not going to be a chef.
0:28.2	I'm not going to cook a dodo bird.
0:30.3	No, but I know you're trying to take my late night spots.
0:32.4	You want to be on Fallon instead of me, I know it. You want to be on cordon. You want to be the next carpal karaoke guy. It turns out there's nothing sweet about these candy heads.
0:40.2	Oh, ho.
0:41.3	We got to have some sparks flying.
0:43.1	Are you sure you don't like your food a little spicy?
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