0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. All right.
0:35.1	Smile.
0:36.4	Big smiles.
0:37.1	Show your teeth. Show your flippers. My flippers? Yeah. What's that? That's from um... Flipper? Toddlers NTR. Oh dear. And maybe flipper two. Flipper two? I don't think I saw that one. Whatever you do, not flip for one. Okay.
0:58.0	No, basically, it's the fake teeth they put on small toddlers.
0:59.0	Great.
1:01.7	Yeah, so show them with pearly whites.
1:02.3	Learning a lot.
1:03.9	Welcome to Beach Two Sandy Water Too Wet.
1:08.8	We read reviews of things and we do it dramatically and it's fun.
1:27.6	And today we have a couple exciting things for you. First, reviews of 90 sitcoms. Yes. Which people are insane about, as I learned. Yep. And then your challenge is to read reviews that would annoy me. Yes. Of course, Gregory. A.I. Gregory. Gregory won't stop. The artificial intelligence, that is Gregory. It's Gregory.
1:29.2	Gregory won't stop.
1:30.5	You're right.
1:30.9	It's true.
1:31.5	His intelligence is all artificial.
1:33.4	I say that about him all the time.
1:34.9	Someone on Patreon after I posted that, it was like, is this the same Gregory as the
1:41.1	AI one?
1:42.3	Christine's going to be so mad or something like that.
1:45.0	He won't stop and yet we keep encouraging him.
1:49.3	But sorry, can I say a little announcement thing?
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