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This is our Hallmark episode, not the holiday one.

I don't even know what we're going to call it. Probably not non-holiday Hallmark. We still say Hallmark movies. Reviews of Hallmark movies. I feel like that's better than non-Christmas Hallmark. It's too confusing. It's confusing. But it got some good stuff, I think. I'm excited. This was fun. It's a very, very big departure from last episode, I think, because at least, like, last episode

when I was reading reviews of, like, Seinfeld and shit, and people were like, I don't

understand how people can enjoy this, but this is like, I understand, like, it's purpose, but it's ridiculous still. You know what I mean? Wait. Never mind. You understand or the reviewer? The reviewer, I'm saying. Like, they, I, my reviewers were, I feel like, I don't know, better about these somehow than. I feel like we're playing guess who and you're like, does your reviewer have glasses?

Yeah, my reviewers.

They're weirdly, for me, they were less unhinged.

I see, because they go into it with the understanding that like this is a Hallmark movie and they usually are people who like Hallmark movies.

Yeah, or if they don't, they recognize that they're not, you know, they're not going to like it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, interesting. Can I, can I start? Yeah. Okay. Because I have something here from John. And this email, the original email from John was actually, because I was like, why is this

so familiar? It was in my Between You and Us folder. I just hadn't read it yet. And since we've

kind of just not known what to do with Between You and Us, it's just been like in stasis in my folder.

And so when John re-sent this, I guess heard that we were doing Hallmark and was like, well,

here you go.

I was like, this is a perfect chance.

This is our review of the movie The Shell Seekers starring Angela Lansbury.

Wow.

Shell Seekers Hallmark.

I should have, I pulled out the synopsis for pretty much all of these.

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