0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:36.9	Oh, God, we're so bad at this. Yeah, we're not warmed up.
0:40.6	We definitely didn't just record a full episode.
0:43.0	Here, I'll warm up.
0:44.9	Do we, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, mu.
0:49.8	Chiggity, chickity, chickity. Cheap, cheap.
0:55.8	Ready?
0:56.5	Yeah, I think we're ready now.
0:57.8	I'm ready now.
0:59.2	Welcome to theme parks.
1:00.6	God damn it.
1:02.0	Welcome to Vichy Sandy Water to what, where we're reading theme park reviews today.
1:07.2	I'm glad we don't really have to explain what a theme park is.
1:11.0	Like we had to explain what restaurants were last week.
1:13.9	Yeah.
1:14.6	Because it means we can just dive right in to the wave pool.
1:19.6	That is theme parks.
1:23.2	It's good, right?
1:25.9	Sometimes I just get them right in the funny bone. Oh, boy. Just break that funny bone. Oh, boy. Why don't you go ahead? I'm too busy laughing. Okay, this is a review. All right, I think that's enough. Okay. This is a review from Francie, but not our sister. I was like, that's fun.
1:46.2	So, well, maybe it is art.
1:47.6	Well, I don't know.
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