226: It Is the Monkey

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

How close is the sky to the ground? How do you keep the words that captivate you from slipping away? Is it okay to have doubts on the day of your wedding? Could I keep my spouse's calcified heart on my desk? What do I do if I'm trapped in a car due to skunk? How do I properly use the phrase "It's all downhill/uphill from here"? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.7	So is that for a thing with Dear John and Hank?
0:08.5	It's a podcast where two brothers, your favorite brothers,
0:11.6	and see your questions, give you the news advice,
0:13.4	and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbleden.
0:17.2	John.
0:17.9	Yes.
0:18.4	So Valentine's Day is coming up, so I had to get a really good present for Katherine.
0:21.7	Sure.
0:22.2	So I decided to get her the small beads that go on an abacus,
0:27.2	because John, I have heard it's the little things that count.
0:30.7	I think I think I'm only laughing because I had a call in
0:37.2	anoscopy like three hours ago, and so I'm still slightly,
0:40.5	still slightly anesthetized.
0:43.2	The doctor, he said, I hope you don't know any plans for the rest of the day.
0:47.3	I said, as it happens, I have to go in and record my podcast.
0:50.1	And the doctor said, well, you know, I always say don't do any important work.
0:54.9	Don't sign any bank documents, but I think you're probably fine to make a podcast.
0:58.8	Well, good.
1:00.8	John, we'll see what you're capable of.
1:03.6	How many doctor peppers have you had?
1:05.8	Just a couple.
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