225: It’s a Hit and They Get Kicked (Live From St. Petersburg, FL!)

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

How can I find time to do all the things? If I smack someone with my lower limb prosthetic, am I kicking them? What is the oddest combination of food you’ve seen someone eating? What if I love something everyone hates? Did you ever consider throwing in the towel? When do you figure out how to solve adult problems? What do I do about my leg’s fart sounds? How can I appear older in a room full of high school students? How do I convince my spouse to move for my improv group? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

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0:00.0	Hello everyone, John was super sick during our regularly scheduled recording time this
0:06.1	week.
0:07.1	So instead, here is a live show that we recorded in St. Petersburg, Florida, the location
0:13.1	of my Alma Mater Eckerd College.
0:15.3	So I spent a lot of time in St. Pete when I was younger.
0:19.0	So we went back with my brother and my wife.
0:20.9	We had a wonderful show.
0:22.1	And here it is for you, dear Hank and John, live in St. Petersburg.
0:26.5	Hello and welcome to Dear John and Hank.
0:34.1	Or is I like to call it Dear Hank and John?
0:38.1	I knew I wasn't going to ask forever, but it was wonderful while it did.
0:41.8	Hi, I'm John Green.
0:42.8	This is Hank Green.
0:43.8	We answer your questions, provide you with dubious advice and bring you all the weeks news
0:48.6	from both Mars, a cold dead rock in space, and AFC Wimbledon, the single greatest achievement
0:53.5	in human history.
0:55.5	John, an important question about Florida, for Floridians.
1:01.7	Why are the winds and hurricanes so fast?
1:05.6	I mean, I have, I'm already disappointed.
1:11.1	Because if they weren't very fast, they would be slowlycans.
1:16.7	Because they hurry.
1:20.7	I get the joke.
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