227: One-Star Statue Reviews
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2020
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Where do I start with Star Trek? Where does water go when I turn the faucet off? Why does my nose produce more snot when I cry? Should I ask permission before I sharpen my roommate's knives? How do I become less emotionally attached to a statue I don't own? Is it okay to wear white to a bride-less wedding reception? Is there a way to use social media without getting drawn into arguments? John Green and Hank Green have answers!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:07.0 | Thor's I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:09.2 | It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, |
| 0:12.0 | give you to me his advice and bring them all the week's news |
| 0:14.1 | from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:16.2 | John, a friend of mine, just got fired |
| 0:18.7 | because he took a day off just one day. |
| 0:22.0 | It turns out people were really disappointed |
| 0:24.3 | when they got those calendars. |
| 0:26.9 | He worked at the calendar factory. |
| 0:28.7 | He took a day off of the calendar. |
| 0:31.0 | Of the calendar? |
| 0:32.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.5 | I mean, I couldn't groan because I didn't get it |
| 0:36.4 | and I still don't really get it. |
| 0:38.5 | He got fired because he took a day off of the calendar. |
| 0:41.7 | Let me get you with another one. |
| 0:42.8 | How about this one? |
| 0:43.8 | My friend, my friend works at a furniture factory |
| 0:46.7 | and he fell into the upholstery machine now, |
| 0:49.6 | but now he's fully recovered. |
| 0:51.3 | I see that. |
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