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Dear Hank & John

224: The Octopuscene

Dear Hank & John

Complexly

Vlogbrothers, People, Social Media, Soccer, Humor, Heartfelt, Youtube, Itunes:https://feeds.simplecast.com/9yni3wal, John Green, Comedy, Life, Green Brothers, Self-improvement, Advice, Dear Hank And John, Authors, Hank Green, Brothers, Society & Culture, Education, Relationships, Mars, 770430, Improv, Space, Pop Culture, Philosophy, Conversations

4.98K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

What happens to balloons when they fly away into the sky? How do I record a video of myself? Who should you thank? Can bees feel happy and sad? When does the Anthropocene end? How do I get my boyfriend to take ghost travel seriously? What does Kindle highlighting say about humanity? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

0:07.0

Who is up for the think of it, Dear John and Hank?

0:09.4

It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be advised and bring

0:13.0

you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

0:17.0

John, did you know that you cannot smile and breathe through your nose at the same time?

0:23.3

I'm doing it right now.

0:25.2

That joke might not have made you laugh, but it did make you smile, John.

0:29.2

It's funny.

0:30.2

It's funny.

0:31.2

It did make me smile.

0:33.2

You're right.

0:34.2

It's a successful joke.

0:36.2

Hank.

0:37.2

If it seems like Hank's not in the best mood, by the way, it's because just before we started

0:40.3

the podcast, Hank had a dongle issue.

0:43.4

And I know that we've already covered dongle's in the podcast and we don't like to repeat

0:46.8

ourselves.

0:47.8

But yeah, Hank had a dongle issue where he went on a like fine, Hank got so angry about

0:54.8

having spent $20 on a dongle that didn't work that I honestly thought he might like rage

1:00.8

quit the podcast.

1:01.8

And I don't mean this episode of the podcast.

1:04.8

I was thinking maybe Hank's never going to record this podcast again done with podcasts.

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