224: Most Dangerous Fleshlight Ft. Sam Morril

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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The boys are joined by the hilarious Sam Morril to riff on the ugliest cities in America, almost getting robbed in Baltimore, and the best way to disappoint your parents. They also hear from a listener that is a professional member of the mile high club and try to figure out the best places to have sex in public in NYC.

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0:00.0	You know, it's funny. My mom is an artist. So that's shut up really.
0:03.0	You basically just say my type is my mom. Well, that's that's literally what it is.
0:05.8	Right?
0:06.0	We're stepping. We're good.
0:09.4	Uh, Michael Blossom on tour. I tell you where May 5th to the 6th,
0:12.2	I'll be in Des Moines, Iowa. Those tickets are going fast. So good.
0:15.0	And before you can't May 19th to the 20th, I'll be in Omaha, Nebraska.
0:18.4	June 2nd to the 3rd. I'll be in Toledo.
0:20.6	You sure will, man. You got there right June 23rd to the 24th.
0:24.3	I'll be in San Francisco to edit the four shows already. So I'll go get things before I can't July 6th to the 9th.
0:29.8	I'll be in Washington, DC low ticket alert. Boo, Boo, Boo.
0:32.8	July 21st to the 22nd. I'll be in Sacramento, California.
0:35.6	Guys, many, many, many more dates on my calendar.
0:38.8	So go get tickets before you can't also one more thing. Boss of Massachusetts,
0:43.0	Wilbur about 80% of the rooms already sold. So go get tickets October 21st.
0:46.6	If you love me, please go get tickets. Uh, Mr. Wallace, where are you going to be?
0:50.3	Dude, the tour dates are coming back. Right?
0:52.7	California. One of my favorite comedy clubs. It's a big boy.
0:56.1	May 12th through May 13th. Four shows, boom in a moment. Um, um, oh my God.
1:01.8	Readings hard today. San Jose San Jose. San Jose.
1:04.4	San Jose. My college time. I'm coming back. San Jose.
1:07.8	We're hitting law vicks and we're pulling out dicks.
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