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Stiff Socks

Plop Dick, Drop Dick

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

We've got a wild one --The boys riff on spicy link scavenger hunts, drunk philanthropy, and dropping dick off at FedEx. Blau also had a wild hookup and the boys discover an insane Onlyfans girl thanks to a listener submission.

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0:00.0

Let me tell you something I literally came two hours ago. I don't give a fuck about anything. That's crazy

0:03.7

It's insane when you walk over no see hours ago when you what yeah, dude, I was fucking balls deep in a mouth two hours ago

0:11.6

Wow good for you

0:13.9

Nine to ten dudes if some hot girl walked up to him on the street

0:17.3

Like hey, can I suck your dick?

0:19.0

He probably look for like wires in the FBI, but then be like cool

0:22.9

Let's go to any bathroom possible, but I think of a hot dude

0:26.9

Not call myself hot, but like even a try to do it walks up to a woman and is like listen

0:32.4

Can I suck your vulva like?

0:35.6

How what's the percentage of a woman saying yes to that if the dudes hot let's say he's Leonardo capital level of hottest

0:42.5

But not Leo like what's the like I think it's gonna be pretty low, right?

0:46.0

It's gonna be low, but I think it's like it. I might start the conversation

0:49.0

I don't know like it's too bright. I mean up tonight. You have my number. Yeah

0:52.7

Like take me to dinner first like I think it could initially open some doors

0:56.7

Yeah, if you cold walk up to a lady even if you're hot and say listen. I'd like to lick your vagina

1:01.1

I

1:02.3

Think there's a percentage woman. I would say cool sounds good, but less

1:06.7

I guess what I'm alluding to is like dudes are wild

1:10.1

Like if you walked up to do that Ross in the fucking dressing

1:13.1

And you go and he's trying on some fucking capris. Yeah, and some more one walks in there like mildly hot

1:20.1

Has like just has a missing limb who cares course nine times out of 10 a dude's my

1:27.8

Have you seen those videos online where like it's like for YouTube a hot chick will walk up to a

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