The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled, We Are Serial Killers.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

A long-story tradition dating back tens of thousands of years is at risk of being lost.

This tradition has its own tools, its own techniques, its own cultured. dating back tens of thousands of years is at risk of being lost.

This tradition has its own tools, its own techniques, its own culture.

It has its own legends, its own stories, stories that have enthralled the world and sprung generation after generation of fans.

But dark times are ahead.

New technologies make it harder and harder for us to practice our craft.

Increased surveillance makes it more difficult for us to practice our art anonymously.

The tides have shifted.

It's getting harder to be a serial killer.

Even if you get away with murdering someone a dozen podcasts about you, murdering

them spawn. Times are getting tough. That's part of the reason why we all gathered here today.

We decided to gather here a multitude of different serial killers where we all met in the same

Yahoo discussion group called We Are Serial

Killers. And we're here today to talk a little bit about the craft of serial killing,

of our experiences as serial killers, and to hopefully, maybe, against all odds, keeping this

happy tradition alive. I'll go ahead and introduce

myself first. My name is Peter Things. You may know me from the greater Milwaukee area.

I am a manager of a Lowe's hardware store. That's sort of my day-to-day thing. But, you know, in the

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