220 - Branson's Big Birthday Blowout [Patreon Preview]

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Comedy

4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2022

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Branson's good friends join him for his most funnest day ever after he sold a short story for a million dollars. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/63341049 See E1 in L.A. and S.F. in May: https://www.e1pod.com/shows Charles' band Solipse has a new album, The News Unfit: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/the-news-unfit

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0:00.0	Oh, hey, look who it is. How you doing? Oh, hey there, Branson. It's me, Ryan Stiles.
0:08.5	Well, hey, Ryan Stiles. I see you're wearing a silly hat and some bowling shoes. You came ready to party.
0:15.5	Oh, that's right. Yes. And my friend is right here, as you see yeah hello Colin it is me Colin mockery
0:24.9	and that we know who you are birthday boy happy birthday yeah you get yeah it's me Branson
0:31.3	you guys are Ryan Seiles Colin Mahery well oh we're at a birthday party with Branson we're
0:36.0	on a birthday party with Branson oh we're on a birthday party with Branson.
0:38.9	We're all great friends.
0:41.1	You don't need to like reiterate it. Hey, Branson, whose birthday is it anyway?
0:44.4	It's mine.
0:45.2	It's my birthday.
0:46.2	No, you're supposed to riff this one out.
0:47.6	You're not supposed to be you.
0:48.5	Like, I'm not actually asking this.
0:49.8	I told you guys.
0:50.2	It's just a party. No, I told you guys, it's an actual party. Well, Branson, it's kind of funny that you decided to have a party in Atlantis.
0:58.7	No, we're not having it.
0:59.9	Guys, I told you not to improvise.
1:01.6	I told you just want to come out and relax.
1:03.5	You've got a bowl of fruit here in the foyer.
1:05.4	Looks like that banana's ringing.
1:06.9	It's a telephone.
1:08.6	Oh, it's the Queen of England. Okay, first of all, that's not how you improvise.
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