Dungeons & Deagles: The World Series of D&D (Part 1) [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

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4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

DM Oki (@Okimin21) leads contestants King Craven Worm (@necrobranson), Miracle (@intellegint), iPad (@charlesraustin), and Vinnie "The Horny Toad" Van Gundy (@thevillainjoel) into a strange circus tent. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/63799367

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0:00.0	This whole time we guys were arguing, Miracle is putting a Monster Energy logo and an Apple logo sticker onto iPad's body.
0:11.2	Hey, this is kind of sick. I like this.
0:13.3	The Intel inside sticker.
0:15.2	With iPad, because in my head, he looks like a 50-style robot. Oh, yeah, I'm silver. head he looks like a 50 style robot.
0:21.8	Oh yeah, I'm silver.
0:22.6	I'm glowing silver.
0:23.6	Okay, you're silver.
0:24.8	Do you have like fake features to make you look like a man?
0:28.9	Yeah, I just don't have a tongue, but I still have a mouth and two eyes.
0:31.9	Do you have like a chest piece with different lights and stuff on it and buttons that
0:36.8	Yeah, yeah. And like if I see something crazy, like a big pile with different lights and stuff on it and buttons that... Yeah, yeah.
0:38.0	And like if I see something crazy, like a big pile of gold, my eyes start spinning like a...
0:43.6	What do you call it?
0:45.0	Like a slap machine.
0:46.3	Like you see like cherries and dollar signs and stuff in my eyes and then they land on the dollar signs.
0:52.7	Yeah, when he pulls on his peck or does it like do that, like a slot machine?
0:57.0	Well, I basically have a button like inside me that I can press whenever I want that extends
1:00.9	it and retracts it.
1:02.3	Ew, dude, come on, man.
1:04.0	Okay, can we move on?
1:05.4	So it just at this, what do you keep it at resting?
1:08.7	Oh, wait.
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