219: How to Become Part Crow

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🗓️ 16 December 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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What is the proper reaction to a canceled Shawn Mendes concert? When should I wear my fancy diamond gold pretzel necklace? What am I supposed to do with the urn my dog's ashes were in? Why do hamsters like wheels? Why are there so few new Christmas songs? Could I get a blood transplant from a crow? Why don't we talk about the moon during the day? John Green and Hank Green have answers.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.0	Yours, I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.
0:08.4	A podcast where two brothers, one of them very ill, answer your questions, give you
0:12.9	to be a advice and bring them all the week's news from both Mars and FC Wimbledon John.
0:17.2	I'm very sorry that you're sick.
0:18.9	Thanks.
0:19.9	I also am in a bit of a state right now because I've made a huge mistake.
0:22.9	A huge mistake?
0:23.9	What happened?
0:24.9	Well, I gave Mariah Carey a piece of vacant land for Christmas and she is very mad at me.
0:33.7	Why is she mad, Hank?
0:35.2	Because she explicitly said that she does not want a lot for Christmas.
0:43.4	It's an all I want for Christmas is you, joke.
0:46.2	It is.
0:47.2	Just a joke that I needed to cheer me up.
0:49.0	I have been very unwell.
0:51.4	I feel like even that verb tense situates it too far in the past.
0:56.0	I have been and continue to be very unwell.
0:58.7	I'm not feeling at my best.
1:00.4	Do you know what you got?
1:01.8	Well, I have flu-like symptoms and so I talked to my doctor today and they said that it
1:06.7	could very well be the flu because it's now widespread in Indiana.
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