218: Hank & John's Airport Stories

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Why shouldn't I take my temperature after I eat? Will my fingerprint grow back? How will COPPA affect Crash Course? Can my bottle of frozen water get through TSA? At what age are you supposed to use the money in your piggy bank? What are the noises that landlines make when you dial a number? Could Bill Gates cure cancer? Will stickers be our civilization's cave art? Hank Green and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

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0:00.0	Hey, cold open today to let you know two things. First, dear Hank and John is going on tour next month.
0:04.0	We'll be in St. Petersburg, Florida on January 10th in Rolly North Carolina on January 11th and in Atlanta, Georgia on January 12th.
0:11.5	There will be live dear Hank and John live Anthropocene reviewed surprises wide spread communal joy.
0:17.4	Hope to see you there tickets at Hank and John dot com slash appearances.
0:22.2	Also the 13th annual project for awesome is happening now with perks including our spouses amazing spin off podcast.
0:29.5	Dear Catherine and Sarah and a vinyl record of the Anthropocene review.
0:33.7	You can learn more at project for awesome dot com. All right, onto the show.
0:41.1	Hello and welcome to dear Hank had John goes up for to think of it.
0:45.2	Dear John and Hank, it's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions.
0:49.0	Give you to be a advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and FC Limbo and John.
0:54.6	I've been hearing a lot of non dad's telling what they refer to as dad jokes and I'm tired of it.
1:03.2	No, that's a weird take. It's just faux pas after faux pas after faux pod.
1:14.2	I'm happy with it. Did you write that one yourself?
1:16.4	Yes, I was inspired by a different dad joke.
1:20.2	Oh, yes.
1:24.7	The ceiling joke defense used by countless comedians over the millennia.
1:30.6	Yeah. Well, I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving holiday.
1:33.6	Hank here in the United States, it was Thanksgiving in most places.
1:36.6	It was just Thursday, but I hope you had a nice holiday.
1:40.3	We did get to FaceTime briefly.
1:41.9	I saw your beautiful young child and I know you were there with family and we were in North Carolina
1:49.2	with our mom and dad, which was great with a lovely holiday.
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