220: Haunted Christmas Trees

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Is it okay to go to your old house and ask if you can walk through it? How do you research? How do you interject in conversations smoothly? Can you unpickle a pickle? What should my rice crispy sculpture be? Can I enjoy religious music as an atheist? How do you sell yourself? Will this tree haunt us? John Green and Hank Green have answers! Tour info: https://www.hankandjohn.com/appearances If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

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0:00.0	Hey, cold open from Hank and John here just to let you know that it is the holiday season.
0:05.6	It's the gift giving season and Hank and I are going on tour.
0:10.3	It's a great gift for you or your friends or loved ones.
0:14.3	I don't want to prescribe who you give gifts to.
0:16.5	Just know that if you live in St. Petersburg, Florida,
0:19.7	Raleigh, North Carolina or Atlanta, Georgia, we will be in your town on tour with the
0:25.2	Anthropocene Reviewed and Dear Hank and John in January tickets at Hank and John.com slash
0:31.7	appearances or just go to Hank and John.com and you can click on a thing when you get there.
0:36.3	You can click on a thing when you get there.
0:38.1	All right, John, do you want to make a podcast?
0:43.3	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:46.5	Gorgeous. I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank.
0:48.4	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you a
0:51.3	nice advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and F.C. Wimbledon.
0:56.0	John. Yeah.
0:56.9	Do you know how old Santa Claus is?
0:59.6	How old is Santa Claus?
1:00.9	He's 1749 years old. Wow.
1:03.9	And do you know when he's going to turn 1750?
1:06.8	When? On his birthday, John.
1:08.5	No. I refuse to accept that as a joke.
1:11.7	I don't acknowledge it.
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