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Of course I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank.

It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you the DBS advice and

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John, it was recently Thanksgiving.

Unfortunately though, decided to no longer eat leftovers.

Yeah, I just quit cold turkey.

Hey.

That's pretty good.

All right.

That reminds me of, I mean, there's a lot of things in English that are just ludicrous.

The more I think about this language, the more I think that we should just scrap the

entire affair.

And I feel regret that English has become the lingua franca of the world.

But the phrase cold turkey is a great phrase.

Sure.

It's just, even though I have no idea what the etymology is, it's so evocative.

If somebody says to me like, oh yeah, I quit cold turkey.

I'm like, oh boy.

I must have been challenging.

It's one of those etymologies that like you know is there, but like I'd rather not.

I'd just rather not.

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