216: Zombie Turtle Party

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2019

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Why do we say “head over heels”? What should I wear to a Mountain Goats concert? What is the best thing that happened during the 2010s? Do airplanes have horns? What is my boyfriend’s interesting news?? How much money would I need to donate to PIH to get you to go bungee jumping or skydiving? What should I bring to a zombie turtle party besides a shovel? Justice or mercy? What happened to the short poems? John Green and Hank Green have answers.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.0	Or is that for the thing with Dear John and Hank?
0:09.0	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:11.4	give you the least advice and bring you all the weeks news
0:13.2	from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:16.1	John, I was a little bit late for the podcast today.
0:18.9	I'm sorry, but I was a bit of an emergency.
0:21.2	Or an eight-a-bunch of Scrabble tiles.
0:24.0	That seems very unlikely.
0:25.5	It seems more like the setup for some kind of joke.
0:28.3	Well, he seems to be okay right now,
0:30.4	but I think that his next poop might spell disaster.
0:36.8	Thanks.
0:37.6	That was pretty funny.
0:39.6	I appreciate your laughter.
0:41.1	I mean, the only thing that's not funny about it
0:43.3	is that actually, you know, it's quite serious
0:45.7	when baby swallow stuff that is in food,
0:49.6	but I'm going to let that go.
0:51.7	I'm going to read you joke generously, Hank,
0:54.2	which is the surest sign
0:57.3	that I've been away from the social internet for a while.
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