215: The Big Card
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2019
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Is it acceptable to put sugar on cottage cheese? Can a Ravenclaw wear Slytherin merch? How do I stop stressing about stress? How do we know what's at the center of the Earth? Should British people get a constitution? Why don't snow globes get moldy inside? Why do grocery stores have olive bars? Should I ask why I wasn't invited to a wedding? John Green and Hank Green give advice!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and Jon. |
| 0:06.4 | I'm for the thing of it, dear Jon and Hank. |
| 0:08.4 | It's a podcast for two brothers. |
| 0:10.2 | One of them, fairly under the weather, answer your questions, give you the advice and |
| 0:14.7 | bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. |
| 0:17.5 | Jon, to be fair, I'm also not feeling great. |
| 0:21.0 | So it's a little bit of the Dear Hank and Jon cold and flu spectacular this week. |
| 0:27.3 | Hank, what is your horrible joke for me? |
| 0:30.4 | What do you think weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane? |
| 0:34.5 | Oh, well, I think I know. |
| 0:36.4 | I think I got it. |
| 0:37.3 | I think I got it. |
| 0:38.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.5 | Can you get it? |
| 0:40.5 | Yeah, I think it's like, I think it's a gallon of butane because it is the lighter fluid. |
| 0:46.8 | Well, yes, it's the water because the butane is the lighter fluid, but you, you were close. |
| 0:52.6 | Oh, well, I was so excited to, in my mind, to be able to connect. |
| 0:57.2 | Butane and lighter fluid and then like get to the, I am extremely pleased with myself |
| 1:02.5 | right now, even if I ruined the joke by failing to get the punchline correct. |
| 1:05.7 | Hank, let's get right to some questions from our listeners. |
| 1:07.9 | This first one needs to be answered immediately. |
| 1:10.7 | I know that we like to start usually with the soft balls, with the light stuff, but I mean |
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