214: Crime Dentures

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

How do I make a film for dental school? What if my anglerfish doesn’t match my room decor? What should I do with a bag full of 1500 pictures of pregnant Harry Styles? Do I need to talk to my boss about the book they lent me? Can I zest a bit of lime at the store? Any podcast recommendations? What song should I blast through the church steeple? Hank Green and John Green give advice!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.8	There was effort to think of it, dear John and Hank.
0:08.6	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:11.0	give you the best advice and bring you all the weeks news
0:12.7	from both Mars and AFC, Wimble then John.
0:16.3	Do you know about my jingle bell rock?
0:18.2	No, but I'm so excited to find out.
0:20.4	It's the rock that I throw at people
0:22.3	when they start singing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
0:25.3	It's not really a dad joke.
0:28.9	It's just a thing that you feel strongly about.
0:31.9	Yeah, no, it's not even.
0:33.5	It's just a pun that I liked.
0:34.9	I actually like Christmas music all the time.
0:38.0	I don't like it all the time,
0:39.4	but I have no problem with it before Thanksgiving.
0:42.0	Here's the thing, Hank.
0:43.2	Uh-huh.
0:44.2	We're all going to be dead in a few decades.
0:49.0	It's all going back to dust, Hank.
0:50.8	This dust organized itself into an incredibly complicated thing
0:54.6	that has opinions about Christmas music.
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