Coach, the game is about to start. We're already feeling the kickoff.

What play do you want us to run?

I know this doesn't directly answer your question, but...

But have you seen playbooks these days?

These routes have got kids running? It's insane. But have you seen playbooks these days?

These routes have got kids running, it's insane. When I was a kid, there was just one route.

You run down the field trying to catch the ball.

Simple. But nowadays, it's like, are you freaking kidding me?

Slant routes, comeback routes, curls, outs, outs, outs, outs, goes routes. How about these fancy coaches go

go get a paper route?

Oh.

Oh.

Learn the value of good honest work. Okay.

Guess I'll just throw the ball and see what happens.

Justice walks onto the field where the guys are already in formation.

He doesn't know who on the offensive line holds the ball, so he's walking from guy to guy,

looking at all their little butts,

figuring out who's got the ball.

Then he stands behind that guy and lets a rip.

Hut, hut, hut.

Blue, 42.

Red, white, blue, green man, yellow man, dog, cow, pig.

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