E2 #31 - Gone Huntin' [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

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4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2021

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Amateur hunters Harlan Pitts (@necrobranson), Pancake (@intellegint), and Keester (@thevillainjoel) are joined by screenwriter Randall Gavin (@ByYourLogic) on a hunting trip to avenge the death of their friend Clarence Clearwater at the hands of the legendary white stag Prometheus. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58746308

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0:00.0	I think if you think about like some of your favorite moments on TV, like when Jimmy Kimmel died when Randolph, the famous giraffe, was killed during a hunt, when Jimmy Kimmel cried about Trump being inaugurated, when Jimmy Kimmel cried about Trump losing the election, when Jimmy Kimmel cried about January 6th, and when
0:23.9	Jimmy Kimmel cried about the day after January 6th, or really most of the most of the
0:30.2	viral moments on the United States avail, I actually wrote those.
0:33.8	Me and members of my union.
0:35.3	You do you hang of the Super Bowl?
0:38.4	No. I know a lot of the Superbooks? No.
0:39.4	I know a lot of the people who wrote some of those commercials.
0:42.9	Like, I don't know.
0:43.8	Did you see the United Health Edna commercial
0:45.6	where the sort of the African American woman,
0:50.4	she's able to like drop her daughter off at school? And then she's able to like, she's able to, uh, like, drop her daughter off at school.
0:55.8	And then she's able to,
0:56.9	like,
0:57.2	she's able to quit her job and work in a lemonade stand because of
1:00.0	Cobra coverage.
1:01.2	I just like the ones with the babies.
1:03.0	The babies are driving those cars.
1:05.6	What,
1:05.9	what babies are you talking about there,
1:07.2	Pinkett?
1:07.4	Those don't,
1:08.1	the don't,
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