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Episode One

E2 #32 - Geniuses 2: Riddle Me This [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2021

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Geniuses Opulence (@necrobranson), Wally Tangier (@intellegint), and Roosevelt Smartman (@charlesraustin) engage in a battle of wits with a Sphinx (@tom_on_here) they encounter in an abandoned Boston Market. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/59022492 E1 merch is 20% off until Nov. 29: https://bit.ly/3l064J0

Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast is another podcast we did.

0:06.0

It's called Episode 2.

0:08.6

I love you.

0:09.7

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming today.

0:12.2

I have brought together my League of Geniuses to witness and help me decipher one of the greatest mysteries I have ever seen. I have discovered a creature so awful,

0:25.2

so intelligent, so mystic that I do not know what to make of it. With you too, who I have now

0:34.2

officially drafted into my league of geniuses, Wally Tangiers and Roosevelt smartmen,

0:40.6

perhaps you can help me decipher this creation. Are you with me? Oh, all right. Well, I guess we have no

0:48.0

choice. You know, it seems like we used to discuss the biggest ideas that perplexed even the sharpest minds.

0:56.4

And now it seems like we started to do a little bit more gimmicky stuff, like solving mysteries of riddles and stuff.

1:02.9

Well, you know, maybe you should just hear it out first.

1:07.1

Okay.

1:07.4

You know, I bet on me, this is true.

1:09.4

This is a big thing.

1:10.5

I'm not just doing all this pump up for no reason.

1:14.0

I have no time for pump and hyperbole.

1:17.9

I'm the most intelligent man in the world and I am asking for your assistance.

1:23.5

Now, like the humble ape you are, please respond to my commands and witness the most awful thing I have ever seen, the Sphinx.

1:35.4

Whoa.

1:36.1

Hey, what's going on, everybody?

1:38.1

Oh, my God.

1:39.0

You can see this creature appears to have,

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