God damn it, Donuts.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is.

Morning, Southwest.

For March 20th, 2020, 6.

My name is Bernie Burns.

Sitting right over there. She is ready to kill, kill, kill. It's Ashley Burns Hadash, Ashley. I'm very excited today, by the way. We're going to do something very fun. This is going to be a short episode. We need to be on the road. Oh, we say that. It's always a lie when we say that. But go ahead. know, I know, cursing ourselves. But we need to get on the road because we are doing a little road trip to Edinburgh today. We're going to go to Dungeon Crawler Carl live. There is a end of last stop on the UK tour for the dungeon crawler Carl crew. And we're going to go see them tonight so that'll be

great looking forward to it. It's very exciting. And I love Edinburgh. I try not to play favorites

between all the different cities because that is not true. There's a lot intense rivalry,

but I love Edinburgh. That's Andrew. You don't try not to play favorites. You have an absolute, and it's Edinburgh. So it's funny, it's funny that we're going to see. There's a couple of funny things about this. We are going to see Dungeon Crawler Carl live, still kind of a tongue twister after all this time talking about it. We're going to see that today. We're going to see that the day that Project Hail Mary opens in theater. Isn't that kind of weird timing? It's kind of weird timing. It's kind of weird timing because of like you're thinking about like the first year of this podcast, those were two of the hot topics that we talked about. The other weird thing is my first ever time at Edinburgh was at the end of a tour for us, like a promotional thing.

We went to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

And it was a weird thing with me where when you go on these tours, when you're like a special guest at a convention or something like that, basically when people do this incredibly nice thing and fly you out, then they just load you up with shit the

moment your feet hit the ground and wherever you are. And sometimes they tell you and sometimes

they don't tell you. And we're like, yeah, sure, we'll do whatever. We didn't care.

For whatever reason, when we got to this thing, because it was the end of a tour, this is like

2009, 2010, I just said, I basically just said no to everything that we didn't agree to before we came there. Which is, it's going to sound like I'm a rude asshole. This is really the exception out of all the events that I ever went to. But I went there and they said, hey, we're going to, you guys are going to judge this rock band concert. I was like, we don't have time to do that. You know, we're doing this, because we did have a big presentation, all this stuff. And then there was this other thing where they wanted to judge another contest. And we said, we don't have time to do that either. And it was me and Jeff and Joel Heyman. And we did our event and it was great and everything was wonderful. We completed our obligation as we agreed to. And then I spent the rest of the time sitting in a cobblestone courtyard,

drinking whiskey and staring at a castle. And that's, I really attribute that to why we're here now.

I just fell in love with that city. It's still one of my favorite cities in the entire world.

And I just love it.

I think if we didn't move here, I think if not for that event, I think I would end up, I'd be in Rochester probably.

I would move back to Rochester.

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