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Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere.

For March 19th, 2006.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She's your friendly neighborhood, Ashley. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. Yeah, everyone excited about the Spider-Man trailer that came out? There was some stuff in it that I was really excited to see. I was excited to see... Should we wait to the end to discuss the... I know it's a trailer. It's like marketing materials. It's a Marvel movie too. It's not like, what the fuck?

All this stuff has been in comics for years.

Decades.

Centuries!

And we got to worry about spoilers on stuff?

And a trailer?

I don't know.

I don't know anywhere.

I know that some people will, like us, like I do this sometimes, willfully avoid trailers to just go, I know I'm going to see it.

I don't want to see anymore.

I do that all the time.

So I, you know, willfully avoid trailers to just go, I know I'm going to see it.

I don't want to see anymore. I do that all the time. So I, you know, respect that other people might as well. Let me just say, too, are we doing people a service if we spoil a Spider-Man trailer for them? Like, if that's what you're holding on to. If that's your deal breaker. If that's your ray of hope in today society,

if like you're holding on to, I just want to see the Spider-Man trailer undisturbed. Okay, fine. There's a new Spider-Man trailer out for what? Brand-new day. Brand new day. It was weird. I found it to be weird. Did you find it to be weird? That's my review of a trailer. I found It could be odd. I was like, okay. It's interesting. There's a lot of stuff that, uh, that I saw in there and I was like, is that, is that? Are they? There's one point in the trailer where he approaches and goes to speak to Bruce Banner. And for those of you who haven't seen the last Spider-Man movie, everyone forgot who Spider-Man is. So it goes up and strikes

of a conversation with Bruce Banner. That just seems like in the world of the Avengers,

like you just wouldn't be able to do that. Like, like there would be security. I know he's the

Hulk. You think the Hulk needs a security team around him? Really? The guy that you don't know

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