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Morning Somewhere

2026.03.23: Juggle Who

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley disuss their weekend, the NCAA Sweet 16, upsets, global markets, exotic foods, Instagram recipes, medium vinegar, tech layoffs, Juggalo facial recognition, BTS, and military timing.

Transcript

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0:00.0

How much did they first pay you to give up on your dreams?

0:03.4

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:06.4

Shut up!

0:07.6

Good!

0:08.7

We're born in front of your talk.

0:09.9

Wherever you are, because it is...

0:13.6

More like somewhere!

0:15.4

For March 23rd, 2020.

0:17.7

Six.

0:18.4

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She doesn't get a pithy intro because it's Monday morning, everybody. Say hi to Ashley, though. Hi, Ashley. It's Monday. Sometimes the best thing we can ask for is to survive. We are getting through a Monday morning already over here, man. It was a slog today getting through that Monday morning, getting the kids out and everything.

0:38.2

And it's funny too, because you can go through the same exact routine every single day.

0:42.9

And sometimes that routine is just harder for no reason at all.

0:46.7

Well, it helps, I think, if when you're going through the routine,

0:49.8

your spouse doesn't ask you about five times, are you sure everything's okay?

0:53.6

For some reason, I did today, and I don't know why I did it.

0:57.0

And the answer to that is like, not yet, but if you keep asking, there's going to be.

1:02.2

Yeah, man, sometimes it's like your mouth just runs away sometimes. It's like, you know not to say this, man.

1:06.9

You know it. Like don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it. Don't say it. So, uh, speculation, uh, from the forums this weekend, from the comments and the subreddits

1:15.9

that, uh, I am going to flip and become a Texas NCAA basketball fan because Texas

1:22.8

is doing well in the tournament.

1:24.3

Texas is currently like the weird, like dark horse that keeps winning games

1:27.7

beat Gonzaga to advance to the sweet 16. Also, Florida was defeated. That was another upset.

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