2026.02.09: Bowling For Dollars
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Super Bowl, Super Bowl commercials, kids being commercial-free, Super Bowl movie trailers, and more.
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| 0:00.0 | There's only one race. |
| 0:01.6 | The human race. |
| 0:02.6 | What about NASCAR? |
| 0:04.8 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:07.8 | Shut up. |
| 0:09.0 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:15.1 | Morning, Somewhere! |
| 0:16.5 | For February 9th, 2020. |
| 0:18.9 | Six. |
| 0:20.0 | My name is Bernie Burns, sitting right right over there giving her post-game |
| 0:24.8 | interview. It's Ashley Burns. How to Ashley Everburn? Yeah, that's right. We called it. We called it. |
| 0:30.4 | Congratulations to the Boston Seahawks for taking the Super Bowl. People loved your Boston Seahawks |
| 0:36.7 | flow from last week. Are you going to say it was intentional now so you can get away with it? Yeah, you know what? I'll own it. I'll own it. It's mine. Yeah. It's mine. The Boston Seahawks, congratulations on your Super Bowl win. By all accounts, kind of a boring game. Right up until the end. Full disclosure, too. We did not watch it, right? |
| 0:55.5 | No, no. I mean, I've seen like some clips, but it's one, very difficult for us to watch here. And two, I most, I turn up for the commercials anyway, and I don't need the Super Bowl to watch the commercials. Most people are like that. |
| 1:09.1 | I know. |
| 1:09.9 | I know. |
| 1:10.1 | And it's stupid. |
| 1:10.7 | I realize it's so stupid. |
| 1:12.3 | Like I'm excited. |
| 1:13.2 | I'm like, |
| 1:13.5 | what are the commercials going to be? |
| 1:14.6 | What are they going to be? and I don't need the Super Bowl to watch the commercials. Most people are like that. I know, I know. And it's stupid. I realize it's so stupid. |
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