Someone recently asked me where I get my confidence from and, excuse me, that is a question for an ugly person.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere for February 10th, 2020.

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My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She's amazed at my introductory abilities.

It's Ashley Burns. Say hi to Ashley, everybody.

You did the shout. That's so exciting. It wasn't that weird for a long time. And now I guess I've gotten so used to doing the, uh, it's quiet. That's okay.

The thing is, I get it. He's very cute. Yeah, I just got used to doing it. And I think it's like,

you know, it is a morning show. I am remiss to bump people out of their routine. Hey, speaking

to which talked about with the sponsors this weekend about next week, this coming weekend, I should say. We're doing a sponsor chat. So today on the Roosher Teeth website, there will be a call for questions for the Q&A for this weekend's sponsor chat. That's enough housekeeping, though, for, you know, we had 30 seconds of housekeeping. That was, that was too much. Too much housekeeping. Have you been watching any of the Winter Olympics at all? A little bit. A little bit. The speed skating is like usually not one of those like super exciting things because it's like they all like kind of go slow until they go fast. It's like the Super Bowl, right? Where it's like it's boring right up until it's not. And the speed skating this year has been crazy because it's like everyone's

setting records. And the records are crazy. They're like, they beat the record by like a quarter of a

second. It doesn't, I mean, I'm also. And that's a big deal. It's not always not clear when they

report it. Everyone likes records and records when you see record broken, you

click the headline. To me, there's a tier structure, like loot in an RPG, right? World

records the top, right? Yeah, I would say the world records are top. But what they're specifically

measuring this case is Olympic world records, which is like, this is the best time that anyone's done

in the Olympics, which they might track separately because theoretically, theoretically, right, the Olympics

are like the best of amateur events. So it's like it's not supposed to be professional

athletes, usually. It's supposed to be amateur athletes. I don't know what the distinction

there is. Money. I guess like how much do you make? What's on your 1099? Yeah, no one's made

$20 million yet in the pro speed skating circuit. Right. Well, and also, I also don't

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