2026.02.06: Standardized Crotches
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Burnie and Ashley discuss perfect months, Olympic flaps, luggage weight, Lego Haily Mary, showing kids old stuff, Dispatch censorship, Dungeon Crawler Carl, spoiler etymology, Quick Resume, and Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm not quite sure why I'm here or what I'm doing, but there's a reason. |
| 0:06.4 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:09.4 | Shut up. |
| 0:10.6 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere. |
| 0:18.5 | For February 6, 2020. |
| 0:27.6 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there, celebrating 2626-26-Byrns. |
| 0:29.0 | I'd actually, buddy. |
| 0:30.2 | I love a good 26-26-26. |
| 0:31.5 | Or is this a 6-2? |
| 0:32.8 | This is one of the bad ones. |
| 0:38.9 | This is like with the reversal of the dates going to May or month of May, month day year, |
| 0:44.1 | and then converting now over to the British standard of day month year, all of which is incorrect. It should be year, month day, because I'm a computer. |
| 0:48.2 | This is where, these are bad ones. Like when I see six two, I'm like, I don't know what date is. |
| 0:53.5 | Do you have to sit there and stare at it for a second? That means February 6th year. But I'm like, I don't know what day. You have to sit there and stare at it for a second. |
| 0:55.0 | That means February 6 here. But I'm like, we're doing this fucking thing in June? What are we doing? What do you think there's a, there could possibly be like a day, you know, month equivalent of like the 24 hour clock? Right. The 24 hour clock, it takes some getting used to, right? when you're like it's, you know, 20, 100, whatever. |
| 1:12.9 | And you're like, in your brain, you know what time that is, say, PM. And it's like you do the conversion and it's fine and it makes sense. And you're never confused about whether that 8 o'clock is 8M or PM because you know. Yeah. That if it would be 20 hundred like we just what are you suggesting |
| 1:29.1 | there that we just have one through 365 yeah yeah you've reached day 37 today 27 everybody |
| 1:37.3 | oh this is so cold day 37 is always so cold yeah no it's uh it's interesting that you bring that up because I was just thinking about, |
| 1:46.6 | do you remember that we talked about the calendar that's 13 months in a year and it's almost |
| 1:52.0 | perfectly like 28 days and it matches up with the weeks and everything? So the whatever, the 21st of the month. |
| 2:00.7 | This is that month. Actually, this month works out perfectly. This is the test month. Yeah, so no, no. February is, this February in particular, it started on a Sunday, was the first. It's not the 6th. It's Friday. Tomorrow's Saturday, the 7th. And then it's just a perfect month. It's like a little square, right? This one is perfect. So this is what every month could be. Wouldn't you want every month for the rest of your life to be just like February of 2026? Everybody isn't exactly? This is the model we should really be building on. If you live in the eastern United States, you're just completely in a block of ice. And if you live anywhere else in America, it's on fire. But look, it's a perfect block of ice just like the calendar. Just like the calendar, right? It's perfect cube. It's tidy. It's a cube bunch. It is an exciting day, though. The Olympics are kicking off. It is, yeah. And it's already, Bernie, I'm already having fun with it. Do you know why? |
| 2:52.7 | Did you watch the opening ceremonies? |
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