Well, I can't dunk.

No, but you can cook.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere.

Or October 4th, 2025.

My name is Bernie Burns in September, everybody. I'm living in September. Where's she living, we don't know. Tashi Burns Burns. It's September, everybody.

I'm living in September.

Where's she living?

We don't know.

It's how she lives.

I was hoping the spooky season had come early.

I got the kids when we were in Isla Sky.

I'm very careful about getting gifts when I go away because one of my early childhood memories, Ashley, I'm going to process

a little bit of trauma here. Come on this journey with me, won't you?

Was my mom would do a lot of trips for like conventions and stuff and things like that, and she would

come back, because you'd always bring us a gift.

And I remember I ran up to her when I saw her and said,

where's my gift?

And she got very sad and disappointed that I asked where my gift was as opposed to,

you know, my mom, I miss you.

You're glad that she's back because you get a gift,

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