2025.09.03: Skye Fault
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Burnie and Jordan Cwierz discuss their history together, cool fan art, the first RTX, Conan O'Brien takes, Jordan's rough history of roasting, the bizarre 535 connection, Isle of Skye adventures, the curse of low profile tires, and being in permanent holiday mode.
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| 0:00.0 | StarWano.net. It's dot com. |
| 0:05.4 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:08.4 | Shut up. |
| 0:09.6 | Good morning. |
| 0:11.8 | Wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere. |
| 0:16.9 | For August 3rd, 2000, 25. |
| 0:20.7 | My name is Bernie Berg. |
| 0:22.1 | Sitting right over there, he's got almost as hard to pronounce a name as the guy who did the shout this morning. |
| 0:26.6 | It's good. |
| 0:26.9 | Jordan Swirs, I had Jordan, everybody. |
| 0:28.3 | You almost called me the other guy's name. |
| 0:29.9 | I almost did. |
| 0:30.5 | I got my name's mixed up. |
| 0:32.3 | The shout today comes from Gabriel Brinitsky. |
| 0:37.1 | I had you, your Eastern European heritage. I had you |
| 0:40.2 | help me figure out how to pronounce this. My name is much easier compared to that name. |
| 0:45.2 | Can I just say? I had a way more unnecessary extra consonants in it. I had a good time watching |
| 0:50.5 | you like say your last name to Scottish people in Isla Sky this week because we took a |
| 0:55.2 | trip up to Isla Sky. Hey, it's Jordan everybody. Hello. Thanks for having me. You will remember Jordan. |
| 1:00.3 | Jordan is the guy who makes the arts. Which is how I've introduced you for like 50 years now. |
| 1:05.8 | You know, for a small part of that, that wasn't true. And I feel like in your long con of roping me back in, you've made it true again. And now I can't say, stop saying that. Do you feel rope back in? No, I don't feel right back. Are you the one guy who, like, they say, are you coming back? And you're like, I actually did make something for the new Roosheith website. Well, yeah, we always make the joke on 100% eat where we're like, it's not coming back. |
| 1:30.0 | We're not coming back. |
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