2025.09.02: Weird Beard
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss phone tech support, single track roads, spelling Quiraing, road trips, river etymology, bold beard choices, CEO takedowns, and cheeky ball swaps.
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| 0:00.0 | What's something that you really hate about a guy? |
| 0:03.9 | When I'm trying to go to the bathroom on 6th Street and they're like, hey, |
| 0:08.4 | we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:13.4 | Good morning to you, wherever you are because it is morning somewhere or august second two thousand and twenty |
| 0:24.0 | five my name is bertie burns going to be sitting right over there is ashley bird she's not here |
| 0:31.0 | right now we're having one of those mornings where we're trying to get out of the house we're doing |
| 0:34.5 | like 15 things at the time so i thought everyone could relate to having those mornings where you're like taking a trip. In this case, we're taking a road trip out to the Isla Sky, which is when people come visit us, it's always one of the most requested places to go. It's a very picturesque part of Scotland. So we're heading off to Isla Sky today. and Ashley's staying here and we're doing a bunch of stuff like running around, |
| 0:55.5 | getting kids to school, everything like that. So I don't know what |
| 0:59.6 | she's doing outside because in the middle of all this, my god damn sim. I did the dumbest thing. |
| 1:06.7 | I should know better. I had a sim in my phone. I wanted to have a second plan because in the UK you can get another mobile phone line for like, literally like five bucks. |
| 1:16.3 | I mean, it's incredible how much cheaper it is in the UK versus the U.S. |
| 1:20.3 | So I thought, you know what, I'm going to add another phone line to my phone just in case I get into a place where there's no signal up in |
| 1:27.7 | Isla Sky because it's very rural. It's even more rural than where we live. So I did, |
| 1:33.9 | the button was there. It seems so easy. I hit convert to e-sim on my main line, which was a |
| 1:40.4 | physical sim, and then it disabled the sim, |
| 1:44.4 | and then when it went to go activate the ESM, |
| 1:46.2 | it goes, huh, can't do that. |
| 1:47.7 | Weird. |
| 1:48.8 | And then just deactivated my entire phone line. |
| 1:51.5 | So I've been on with tech support all day today, |
| 1:56.2 | which is now two hours into the day. |
| 1:58.3 | And of course, they can't help me. |
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