He's dead, Captain.

Hey, he's not.

As far as we think.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

Morning September.

For September 1st, 2035.

My name is Freddie Burns.

Snuck it in there.

Sitting right over there. She can't believe it's September already. It's September. It's actually birds out. Wait, does this mean we're all going out for pumpkin spice? Let me tell you exactly. Oh, I got a pumpkin spice notification. You did? On my Starbucks app. Did you like look down and suddenly your shoes had had magically transformed into ugs?

Listen, I'm going to say as soon as that badge hit my phone, I was living my best life.

No, that's a second.

Let me see here.

So this is from the Starbucks UK app, if I am picking the right color of green.

The notification that I got said, be the first to pick up pumpkin spice. Let's talk

early access. Come and get our pumpkin spice range a week before the autumn menu drops. So,

dude, special invitation. Okay, but here's the thing. If they're just like sending notifications

to your app that you can come and get it. Oh yeah? Are they? Let's read your app? Let's see what it's in your notifications. Or could I go up to the counter and be like, hey, I want to order off the secret menu?

I like that I'm over here bragging about being in the pumpkin spice algorithm. I'm part of the marketing engine for pumpkin spice.

But you know what?

You know how you have to get it, though? You can't just, like, walk up and get it. You have to be dressed as Han Solo. Yeah, right. You have to have your boots and your leather leggings or whatever that is. You have to have your little, like, your nice little puffer vest that fits just so. I'm going to chew. I'm going all hairy with a bandelier and that's it. That's when I'm going

into Starbucks

to get my pumpkin spice.

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