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For August 29th, 2020, 25.

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Having a good Friday.

It's Aschi Burntz.

I had to Ashley, everybody.

There's a lot going on this Friday.

There's a lot of things happening in the world where we have our eyes locked on the coffee machine. Oh, our machine. We're counting coffees. We're closing in on 10,000 coffees. So here's the thing, though, I have a dilemma. Bernie, how do you throw a party for a coffee machine? Well, with coffee, I would think. Actually, that's that you have tea for a coffee party, right? I was going to say, right, well, you're going to make it work for its own party.

Take the day off coffee machine. I need to redo, once we had 10,000, I need to redo my coffee math to find out exactly how much money we have made from this coffee maker. I think we're up to like $180,000. It's a lot. It's a lot. And I'm appreciative of it as well, but I don't know how

this is going to work, right? This is a big milestone. And it's like, it's like when you have an odometer on an old car and you're not sure what's going to happen when it ticks over. Is it going to go to 10,000? Is it going to go back to one? Like, how does it, how does it count? What does the coffee machine think that last coffee is doing?

Or you're waiting for the odometer, too, because you want to catch it in the moment, and then you find out this is what's going to happen to us. We're going to go to make a coffee and go, oh, I should check that, and it's going to be like a 10,000 and 12. We'll have missed it completely. We always had that for like live streams for like a channel going up to like some new milestone.

And... We've missed it completely. We always had that for like live streams for like a channel going up to like some new milestone.

And it always felt like you missed it, even though the counter was like people are all tuning in and it's starting to gain momentum.

And so it goes faster.

So you go from like, you know, 990,000 to all of a sudden 1 million in 10 or something like that. And you don't see the actual million when it rolls over. Right. You don't get the nice

even number. So, but we're monitoring closely. We're keeping an eye on the situation. If anyone

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